Preventative Medicine Advocate Pillows

Have you had your flu shot yet?

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Fighting Covid

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Armageddon

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

SAGE mentality

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

COVID-19 Stops Economy

The next wave

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.