Prevention Advocate Pillows

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Fighting Covid

Man using to much bug spray

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

SAGE mentality

Armageddon

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Prostate: 51st State

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Careful."

Covid and the Vaccines

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!