Safety Awareness Advocates Pillows

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

A young Don King

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Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Cricket Accidents.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Careful."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Reasonableman

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Cafe Burns.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board