Safety Awareness Advocates Pillows

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

A young Don King

You Are Here

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

No Immediate Danger

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Cricket Accidents.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Reasonableman

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Careful."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Cafe Burns.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

Boozing and Cruising