Crime Awareness Advocate Gifts

A Walk sign for Stalkers.

"Give us yer posters!"

Dog Crossing

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

'Reinventing myself.'

"If we go next door there's a 'bobby on the beat'."

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."

Opium Den 2019

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we have a special project! With these chips and cheese, we're gonna make nachos!"

"I say give the public what it wants."

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

Wot Chew Lookin' AT!

'How about a big hand for my back up trio.'

'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the convenient option of setting up a direct debit?'

Donny - A dog of the 80's.

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"Alexa, how do I stop knife crime?"

A-1 security from crime....

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

Woulda, shoulda, coulda.

Focused only on short term goals.

"This locksmith bill is outrageous. People, please—when you lock 'em up, don’t throw away the key.”

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

Voting

'Ah, ransom note versus ransom phone call...there are bad people who disagree on this issue.'

Spray Can of Violence

Modern Slavery

Police Cuts: Enough is Enough!

Crossing the street.

Pull yourself together, get over it and move on.

"Okay, folks, you win!"

'I put in this brick to slow down any potential purse snatchers.'