Street Crime Awareness Gifts

"Okay, folks, you win!"

Wok. Don't Wok.

Hoodie Hang-out

Dog Crossing

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

'Your father installed a security system.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Skater dude.

A smart alec boy

'The London drive-thru experience.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

You know retail is in a bad way when...

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

Miracles on 34th Street.

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

"That was generous."

'Warning, not giving could be hazardous to your health'