"The things we know, they don't teach in business school.''
Street Smarts Gifts
Looking for a gift that pays homage to street smarts? Our collection features clever, witty designs perfect for those with a keen urban mind. Whether it’s a mug for morning motivation, a t-shirt for everyday confidence, a pillow for cozy wisdom, or a print to inspire reflection, find that perfect, thoughtful item. Celebrate the wisdom and wit of street smarts with fun and memorable gifts designed to resonate with clever, city-savvy individuals.
Beware pickpockets.
Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"
'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'
'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'
People crossing the street while texting use white canes.
Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.
Panhandler displays sign: Give now, on vacation next 2 weeks.
Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.
Parking meter holdup
Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.
"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"
Watch for Children.
5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"
A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".
Parking? I don't think so.
'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'
The Urban Utility Belt
Muggers.
'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'
'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'
Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10
'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'
Literal Following of Directions: RUN
Come to Brooklyn
'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'
"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""
"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
"Well, you have the wrong address lady. At my puppy school, I teach how to fight and how to survive eating out of garbage bins..."
Phil Anderson, Three-Time Beggie Award Winner
"I'm smart, but not A, B, or C smart."
'I'd have to inspect it first.'
Blind folded - Please Help.
"Someone's nicked the Neighbourhood Watch sign."
"Busy working—get lost!"
Street Smarts Gifts Collection
Street Smarts Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate street smarts—perfect for those who love to start their day with wit and wisdom.
Street Smarts Pillows
Decorate your space with pillows featuring clever sayings and designs that celebrate your street smarts.
Street Smarts Prints
Enhance your home or office with prints that showcase sharp wit and urban wisdom—ideal for those proud of their street smarts.
Street Smarts T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to express your street smart attitude—bold, witty, and made for those who live with urban smarts.