Street-smart Innovator Gifts

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Buy my data $20"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

Walking Tours of New York

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

"We need a brownfield site."

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Parking meter holdup

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

Watch for Children.

Fake beggar.

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'Yeah sure it's cooking us from the inside out, but think of all the money we'll save on heating.'

The Urban Utility Belt

"Stop the barking .50"

"There's no room in our apartment for Ed's man cave, so he had to improvise."

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

"Where do you want the new guy to start?"

Clean your mobile phone screen, sir?

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

Sandcastles in the rain

Come to Brooklyn