Street Smart Individual Gifts

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Skater dude.

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

Sidewalk the game

Parking meter holdup

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Watch for Children.

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

The Urban Utility Belt

Muggers.

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'We need an expert to improve our marketing concept, our business strategy and our sales performance. That's why I decided to hire the 12 year old from the lemonade stand on the other side of the street.'

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Come to Brooklyn

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Phil Anderson, Three-Time Beggie Award Winner

"Busy working—get lost!"

Hoodies playing chess

"Someone's nicked the Neighbourhood Watch sign."

"I'm smart, but not A, B, or C smart."

'I'd have to inspect it first.'