Streetwise Individual Gifts

Skater dude.

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

New research on streetcrime

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Customers Wanted

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

Street Smarts.

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

Begging ATM.

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

'Watch the manhole.'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Education is very important!!

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

Park!

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."