Streetwise Scholar Gifts

"Money? No Mister. . . I just wanted to known when the bus is coming."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

New research on streetcrime

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Skater dude.

Customers Wanted

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Parking meter holdup

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

Street Smarts.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Begging ATM.

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

Education is very important!!

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

'Watch the manhole.'

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."