Streetwise Gifts

Don't panic, casually cross the street...calm down, they're just kids,Christ, that one's huge!

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

New research on streetcrime

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Skater dude.

Customers Wanted

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

Street Smarts.

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Begging ATM.

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

'Watch the manhole.'

Education is very important!!

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

Park!

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

Blind folded - Please Help.

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."