Streetwise Specialist Gifts

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

New research on streetcrime

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Skater dude.

Customers Wanted

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Street Smarts.

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

Begging ATM.

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

'Watch the manhole.'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Education is very important!!

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

Blind folded - Please Help.

Park!

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

'I'd have to inspect it first.'