Streetwise Specialist Gifts

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

New research on streetcrime

Skater dude.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Customers Wanted

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Street Smarts.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

Begging ATM.

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

'Watch the manhole.'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

Education is very important!!

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

Park!

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."