Streetwise Strategist Gifts

Begging ATM.

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Park!

Beggar sitting on sidewalk with a cutout for taking tourist novelty pictures for money.

'...So while everybody was distracted by my bouncing checks, I slipped out of town.'

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"You're not fooling me again, buddy, I gave you money for a coffee last week. . . and I'm still waiting for it!"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Standard And P****d.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

Stock market books.

Wall Street Investing.

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

To Stock Exchange

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

New research on streetcrime

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

'Economist'

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'