Street Smart Strategists Gifts

"Busy working—get lost!"

Prostitute has added an 'anyway' sign onto a lamppost with a 'one way' sign on it

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Sidewalk the game

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

Parking meter holdup

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

Muggers.

Fake beggar.

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Begging ATM.

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

We've been doing it all wrong – we don't need to take down the white pieces, we need to take down that giant pink thing.

Come to Brooklyn

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

'Over Building'

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

Clamped car in traffic

Hoodies playing chess