Street Smart Strategists Pillows

"Busy working—get lost!"

Prostitute has added an 'anyway' sign onto a lamppost with a 'one way' sign on it

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

Sidewalk the game

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

Parking meter holdup

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

Muggers.

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

Fake beggar.

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Begging ATM.

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

Come to Brooklyn

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

'Over Building'

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

Clamped car in traffic

"I'm smart, but not A, B, or C smart."

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."