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"I bought this franchise. It came with a cup, a marker and some cardboard."

Wok. Don't Wok.

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Down on Bourbon Street...

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

A smart alec boy

"Did you order takeout?"

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"That was generous."

Sidewalk the game

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

"Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with either two squares forward and one to the side, or two squares to the side and one forward."

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

Parking meter holdup

"Don't make me beg."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

Muggers.

Fake beggar.

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

'God was my co-pilot, but I was distracted by the stewardesses.'

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Laying the dust

'He's the homeless one - I'm just living my life.'

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels