Street Strategists Pillows

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Sidewalk the game

Waddle and Don't Waddle.

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

Parking meter holdup

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

Poker Moms

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Muggers.

Fake beggar.

"The boondocks R us, I guess."

Mowing the Lawn

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Begging ATM.

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

'Over Building'

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

Clamped car in traffic

"Do you want style or comfort?"

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."