Streetwise Strategists Pillows

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

New research on streetcrime

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Skater dude.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Customers Wanted

Sidewalk the game

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Street Smarts.

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

Fake beggar.

Muggers.

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

Begging ATM.

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

'Watch the manhole.'

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

Park!

Blind folded - Please Help.

"I'm smart, but not A, B, or C smart."

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."