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"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

New research on streetcrime

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Skater dude.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Customers Wanted

Sidewalk the game

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

Street Smarts.

Fake beggar.

Muggers.

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

Begging ATM.

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

'Watch the manhole.'

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Park!

"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

"I'm smart, but not A, B, or C smart."

'I'd have to inspect it first.'