Streetwise Schemers T-Shirts

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

New research on streetcrime

Skater dude.

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"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Begging ATM.

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Park!

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

Hoodies playing chess

'No Walking'

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

"You're not fooling me again, buddy, I gave you money for a coffee last week. . . and I'm still waiting for it!"

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

"What are they saying Pop's?"