Streetwise Schemers Gifts

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

New research on streetcrime

Skater dude.

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"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

Begging ATM.

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

Park!

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Hoodies playing chess

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'No Walking'

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

"You're not fooling me again, buddy, I gave you money for a coffee last week. . . and I'm still waiting for it!"

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.