"Please hurry, I'm double parked."
Streetwise Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the streetwise humorist in your life? Our collection offers clever, funny items that capture their witty spirit and sharp sense of humor. Whether they love a good pun, a witty quote, or a clever design, you'll find something that makes them smile and shows off their clever side. These products are ideal for those who appreciate humor that’s a bit edgy and always smart. Gift something that resonates with their quick wit and urban charm, and make their day with a playful surprise.
Germ conscious bums.
A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.
Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.
Skater dude.
Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.
"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."
'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'
First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.
'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'
"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."
'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'
'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'
Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh
'What if I am blocking the doorway...It's my shop!'
Affordable Food Delivery For Everyone... Introducing Poor Dash!
Education is very important!!
Nude pedestrians.
Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane
"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."
"The light is green..."
Pot hole.
Boys watch a bill sticker
No parking between signs.....
Mugger put off by smelly runner
"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""
A Boy Seeks Counsel's Opinion.
'I'd have to inspect it first.'
Blind folded - Please Help.
'Careful, Bob, this guy goes straight for the nuts!'
'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'
'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'
Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'
Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.
'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'
Streetwise Humorist Gifts Collection
Streetwise Humorist Mugs
Explore more clever and witty mugs that suit your streetwise humorist and add a dash of humor to their daily routine.
Streetwise Humorist Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows that bring a smart, playful vibe to any sofa or bed.
Streetwise Humorist Prints
Discover witty prints perfect for celebrating the urban humorist’s unique style and sense of fun.
Streetwise Humorist T-Shirts
Find our collection of witty t-shirts that celebrate the sharp humor of your streetwise friends and family.