Streetwise Humorists Gifts

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Skater dude.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

'What if I am blocking the doorway...It's my shop!'

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Nude pedestrians.

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

"The light is green..."

Pot hole.

No parking between signs.....

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

Boys watch a bill sticker

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Hoodies playing chess

Blind folded - Please Help.

A Boy Seeks Counsel's Opinion.

'Careful, Bob, this guy goes straight for the nuts!'

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

'No Walking'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'