Streetwise Humorists Mugs

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Skater dude.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

"The light is green..."

Pot hole.

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Boys watch a bill sticker

No parking between signs.....

'What if I am blocking the doorway...It's my shop!'

Nude pedestrians.

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Hoodies playing chess

A Boy Seeks Counsel's Opinion.

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

'Careful, Bob, this guy goes straight for the nuts!'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'No Walking'

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"