Streetwise Satirist Gifts

'No Walking'

Hoodie Hang-out

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

This is where Brent council sends you

Skater dude.

How much for the lamp post?

Traffic Lights Medicine

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Lex Ave Express

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

New York's Full Service Bank - Deposits, Holdups, Withdrawals.

Fun City Update

"The light is green..."

Pot hole.

Boys watch a bill sticker

No parking between signs.....

Nude pedestrians.

Mugger put off by smelly runner

Plutonium

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'I'm afraid that from a waste separation at source point of view those cartons will have to go,'

1. Walk sign and 2. Walk and chew bugle gum sign.