Streetwise Satirist T-Shirts

'No Walking'

Hoodie Hang-out

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

This is where Brent council sends you

Skater dude.

How much for the lamp post?

Traffic Lights Medicine

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Lex Ave Express

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Nude pedestrians.

New York's Full Service Bank - Deposits, Holdups, Withdrawals.

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

No parking between signs.....

Boys watch a bill sticker

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

Pot hole.

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

"The light is green..."

Fun City Update

Plutonium

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Hoodies playing chess

'I'm afraid that from a waste separation at source point of view those cartons will have to go,'