Streetwise Humor Lover T-Shirts

Warning: Strong language ahead.

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Skater dude.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

Nude pedestrians.

Education is very important!!

Affordable Food Delivery For Everyone... Introducing Poor Dash!

'What if I am blocking the doorway...It's my shop!'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

No parking between signs.....

"The light is green..."

Pot hole.

Boys watch a bill sticker

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Man selling 'Big Issue' next to man selling the 'big tissue'.

'You're in violation of Ordinance KT-25: digging for truffles without a permit.'

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Blind folded - Please Help.

A Boy Seeks Counsel's Opinion.

'Careful, Bob, this guy goes straight for the nuts!'

'No Walking'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'