Street Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

Man selling 'Big Issue' next to man selling the 'big tissue'.

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

What a Dog.

Playing With Peace

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

'The easy part was training him not to beg.'

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'How's the executive training program, going?'

Bus of Fools

Greetings cards copy writer's block.

Thief pushing a man into the operating theatre, a sign on the wall says: Thieves Operating In This Area

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

A Day at the Comics Bar

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

Free jukebox...

Chugger

Deselection Box

"Now, do you want to be part of the problem or part of the solution?"

'Remain nonchalant. Act like I'm just buying a burger.'

"What if this whole jumping off the cliff thing is nothing but a myth?"

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

"What did you say your super power was again?"

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

"Danger!! Do not feed or put your hands through the bars."