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Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"But how many followers do you have?"

How much for the lamp post?

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Traffic Lights Medicine

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Lex Ave Express

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Bus of Fools

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Goddam Dogs."

"After years of unsuccessfully trying to catch my tail, I decided to just follow it on twitter."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

Social Distancing

"He had his food with all the garlic and the onions and then burped into his mask... did he die of corona, or did he die with corona?"

"Oh God, the alt-right is adopting clown memes now?"

"What's it look like I'm doing? I'm pursuing the American Daydream."

"Social Security forced you to come for this interview didn't they!"

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

The New World

'Sure, NOW they tell us!'

Paradise Singles Bar.

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

'Make it threescore and ten, or we'll end up with a big Social Security crisis.'