Street Satire Enthusiast Pillows

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

How much for the lamp post?

"But how many followers do you have?"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Traffic Lights Medicine

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

Lex Ave Express

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Goddam Dogs."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Bus of Fools

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

"Social Security forced you to come for this interview didn't they!"

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

The New World

Paradise Singles Bar.

"What's it look like I'm doing? I'm pursuing the American Daydream."

"Oh God, the alt-right is adopting clown memes now?"

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

"He had his food with all the garlic and the onions and then burped into his mask... did he die of corona, or did he die with corona?"

'Sure, NOW they tell us!'

Social Distancing

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

'Make it threescore and ten, or we'll end up with a big Social Security crisis.'

"My wife always said I'd end up mixing with the rich and famous."