Street Satirist Pillows

Cellular Phones Use Left Lane

A headless panhandler with a sing that reads "Headless Please Help".

If you don't like the way I drive, get off my pavement!

Will work for $500,000 salary cap.

Beggars panhandling on sidewalk.

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

The prying mantis,

Hoodie Hang-out

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"I'm after the history section."

Inhospitality tent.

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Secondhand smoke.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

Suburban street.

"All the better to ignore you with."

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'