Street Satire Lover Pillows

Water Cannon

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

How much for the lamp post?

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

Traffic Lights Medicine

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Analysts have said the US and Russia are closer to nuclear war than ever. The outcome of the election tomorrow will probably determine whether we live in mediocrity … or whether we suffer a nuclear apocalypse in which a crafty café owner, who's squirreled away scones and ammunition in a vast network of underground bunkers, could rise to become feudal warlord of a brand new world. So ... who are you voting for again? The person I've been preparing ever since 2nd grade to vote for.

Lex Ave Express

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

"Goddam Dogs."

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

'...And a bottle of Bollinger '61 if you please Fred...'

Man - spreading.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Bus of Fools

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1