Urban Satire Enthusiast Pillows

Jaywalking Crackdown

Speed Cameras in traffic jams.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Wiper Swiper. A vagrant extorts money from motorist.

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Suburban street.

"But how many followers do you have?"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

Messing Up My Metrics

Lex Ave Express

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'This IS our retirement plan.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Bus of Fools

"After years of unsuccessfully trying to catch my tail, I decided to just follow it on twitter."

"Goddam Dogs."

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

"What's it look like I'm doing? I'm pursuing the American Daydream."