Urban Satire Enthusiast Gifts

Speed Cameras in traffic jams.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Wiper Swiper. A vagrant extorts money from motorist.

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Suburban street.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"But how many followers do you have?"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

Lex Ave Express

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

"Goddam Dogs."

Bus of Fools

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

"Oh God, the alt-right is adopting clown memes now?"

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

"Social Security forced you to come for this interview didn't they!"

Chugger

(Used to be) END.

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