Urban Satirist Gifts

Traffic Lights Medicine

Plutonium

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

"If I'd snitched, Senator, I would have lost my street cred."

"I'm finishing up. Can you get me a cab?"

Fun City Update

"This wine is excellent paired with exhaust fumes.''

Lex Ave Express

1. Walk sign and 2. Walk and chew bugle gum sign.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Oh no - congestion charge!'

New York's Full Service Bank - Deposits, Holdups, Withdrawals.

'I'm afraid that from a waste separation at source point of view those cartons will have to go,'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Please return to your local area immediately."

Hoodie Hang-out

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Suburban street.

This is where Brent council sends you

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

Autumn Leaves

Messing Up My Metrics