Urban Life Satirists Gifts

'This IS our retirement plan.'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Hoodie Hang-out

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Snowman Driver

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

Suburban street.

This is where Brent council sends you

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

How much for the lamp post?

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

'What's the antidote for espresso?'

Messing Up My Metrics

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

'I'm just updating my Facebook profile.'

Lex Ave Express

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

"Jeremy sits in his hi-tech car all day and telecommutes from our driveway."

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."