Urban Living Satirist Gifts

Why diesel cars are good for your health...

Hoodie Hang-out

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

This is where Brent council sends you

Suburban street.

'I thought you said, 'What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom'!'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Lex Ave Express

'This IS our retirement plan.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Don't walk on the grass.

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Bus of Fools

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

(Used to be) END.

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

'Every day I listen to your patients complain about the rat race. Well, my friend, I'm sick of the human race.'