Urban Satire Lover Gifts

Your gutter or mine?

'Because of my constipation I'm liable for a congestion charge.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Traffic Lights Medicine

Messing Up My Metrics

Lex Ave Express

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'This IS our retirement plan.'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Bus of Fools

"Goddam Dogs."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

Chugger

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

The palms

Fun City Update

Wiper Swiper. A vagrant extorts money from motorist.

New York's Full Service Bank - Deposits, Holdups, Withdrawals.

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

CR was here. Tony rules! Hello, I'm a Nigerian general's widow. I have a large amount of securities that I need to transfer. Graffiti was bad enough, but now we have graffiti spam!

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.