Urban Satire Aficionados Gifts

"I got a job in The City."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

In my day, they didn

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Traffic Lights Medicine

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

Messing Up My Metrics

"Owww!! Yes, that hurts!"

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

Lex Ave Express

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'You've got hopelessness and despair until 3:25, at which time your survival instincts are scheduled to kick in.'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

'This IS our retirement plan.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Goddam Dogs."

Bus of Fools

Type that up, make ten million copies and then shred them.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'C'mon the one with the frilly knickers!'

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

'The 12 Habits of People Just Barely Holding Their Own.'

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

'I was a Government bureaucrat, and I showed initiative.'

Tiny man and the chained door.