Urban Satire Lovers Gifts

Unintended consequences.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

Messing Up My Metrics

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

Lex Ave Express

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'This IS our retirement plan.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

"Goddam Dogs."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Bus of Fools

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

(Used to be) END.

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

'Not only did they overthrow me, the bums also kept the damage deposit!'

'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.