Suburban Satire Lover Gifts

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Maurice has a brush with Death...

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Beware of the Lawn

Suburban street.

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Autumn Leaves

Messing Up My Metrics

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

My belief is better than yours!

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"I've got nothing on for the next few months, do you fancy sex?"

Suburban blues legends

Bus of Fools

Help, Rudy. I think I've got a problem. Huh? I keep wanting to go outside and play. and have fun un the fresh air with my friends. So? Don't you see? I do it every day. I can't help myself. It's like a compulsing. Compulsion? I have a dependency. No more watching Dr. Phil.

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

"That was Huey Lewis and the News! Now stay tuned for Huey Lewis and the Weather, followed by Huey Lewis and Sports!"

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

(Used to be) END.

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.