Urban Satire Fan Gifts

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

Cars.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'We need more cake shows!'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

Lex Ave Express

"Worm puree? No, it seems the old lady was sh*tfaced again last night!"

'He was too chatty. I don't like small talk. Too much gibber, not enough jabber.'

"I don’t remember there being a tip jar the last time we were here."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

'Could you give me big tits?'

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"A touch more obsequious and you'll reach the tipping point."

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.