Urban Satire Lover Mugs

'Because of my constipation I'm liable for a congestion charge.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Traffic Lights Medicine

Lex Ave Express

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'This IS our retirement plan.'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Bus of Fools

"Goddam Dogs."

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

Chugger

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

The palms

New York's Full Service Bank - Deposits, Holdups, Withdrawals.

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

Fun City Update

Wiper Swiper. A vagrant extorts money from motorist.

"I got a job in The City."

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

Plutonium

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'