Urban Living Satirist Pillows

Why diesel cars are good for your health...

Hoodie Hang-out

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

This is where Brent council sends you

'I thought you said, 'What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom'!'

Suburban street.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

Lex Ave Express

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

Bus of Fools

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Don't walk on the grass.

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

(Used to be) END.

'Every day I listen to your patients complain about the rat race. Well, my friend, I'm sick of the human race.'

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"