Urban Satirist Pillows

Traffic Lights Medicine

Plutonium

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

"If I'd snitched, Senator, I would have lost my street cred."

"I'm finishing up. Can you get me a cab?"

Fun City Update

"This wine is excellent paired with exhaust fumes.''

Lex Ave Express

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Oh no - congestion charge!'

New York's Full Service Bank - Deposits, Holdups, Withdrawals.

'I'm afraid that from a waste separation at source point of view those cartons will have to go,'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Please return to your local area immediately."

Hoodie Hang-out

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

This is where Brent council sends you

Suburban street.

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Autumn Leaves

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."