Urban Sprawl Satirist Pillows

'Every day I listen to your patients complain about the rat race. Well, my friend, I'm sick of the human race.'

Hoodie Hang-out

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Sign Reform

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Beware of the Lawn

Suburban street.

This is where Brent council sends you

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Lex Ave Express

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'This IS our retirement plan.'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Bus of Fools

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Don't walk on the grass.

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

(Used to be) END.

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'