City Satirist Gifts

"In New York, we wouldn't call this quick."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Hoodie Hang-out

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Suburban street.

This is where Brent council sends you

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Lex Ave Express

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

Bus of Fools

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"