Cityscape Satirist Gifts

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

Hoodie Hang-out

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

This is where Brent council sends you

Suburban street.

Urban Expansion

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Lex Ave Express

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'This IS our retirement plan.'

Bus of Fools

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Beware: Safe Area.

Don't walk on the grass.

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

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