Cityscape Satirist T-Shirts

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

Hoodie Hang-out

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

This is where Brent council sends you

Suburban street.

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Urban Expansion

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Lex Ave Express

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

Don't walk on the grass.

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Bus of Fools

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Beware: Safe Area.

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

(Used to be) END.

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'