Landscape Satirist T-Shirts

Echo Point. Out of order, Laryngitis.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Hoodie Hang-out

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

How life on Earth really got its start.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Scarecrows guarding a field

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"The Nominees"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Secondhand smoke.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

This is where Brent council sends you

Glimpses One Dollar

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

New uses for excess coal

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Traffic Lights Medicine

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."